I hate people who are consistently late. It is the calling card of an inconsiderate and disrespectful person. What I hate more however, are people who are early. That is the calling card of an inconsiderate, disrespectful and completely self-absorbed person.
Fallacy Number 1: "Fashionably Late"
Fuck THAT! Unlike '40 being the new 30' Late is not 'The new on time'. Don't play the numbers game with me. Just be the fuck on time.
Fallacy Number 2: "I can show up early, they won't mind."
The fuck I won't! If I ask you to be somewhere at an appointed time, be there at the appointed time or your ass better be calling me and telling me why you won't. I don't do early. If I have enough decency to cut a last minute check for a vendor who could not get their bills in on time to me, they better well have the decency to show up at the time they say they are going to show up and not 15 minutes early only to stand around tapping a toe of impatience. I can go from road-runner speed to a snail's pace in the blink of an eye if I need to. It is not wise to fuck around with a Me.
Fallacy Number 3: "They know we will be late. They are used to it. We're family."
Not for long mutherfuckers. I swear to all that is above me I am going to start disowning family members one by one if they continue to brush off my time requests. The weekend they were down here I requested that they be at the appointed meeting place at 1:00 p.m. I understand that they were traveling from 4 hours away. That still gave them plenty of time to drag their lazy asses out of bed, get in the car and drive down here - with bathroom breaks! Did they show up on time?
Would I be bitching about it if they did?
Ok fair enough. No they did NOT show up on time. All because it was me. Because I am the youngest, the "baby", the "favorite". It's not my fault they suck and I am so cool.
My payback to them? Incessant calling asking them when they were going to be at the meeting place. Every 5 minutes. "Where are you? Are you *there* yet? What is taking so long? Why are you retarded?" And they can't NOT answer the phone. It is me calling. They are compelled to answer.
Moral of the complaint? Have some fucking courtesy. Pull your head out of your ass and realize for once that you are not Mick Jagger. Time is NOT on your side. Practice some diligence for once and when you say you are going to be somewhere at a specific time, be there.